au where jake is just this nervous, 6’3 jock who has a crush on john, the fucking 5’2, secretly a bara underneath that hoodie guy
and one day john is getting picked on by jakes team mates and jake spots them and begins stomping over and was about to tell them off but john just takes one of the dudes arms
and pops their fucking shoulder RIGHT OUT of their socket
thus leaving the budding friendship/romance between john and jake, and everyone coming down realization john isnt some helpless wimp
#STOP PORTRAYING JOHN EGBERT AS A HELPLESS BULLY VICTIM 2k14