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I scrolled down for an explanation and there was none.

I said “have a nice day!” to this old dude and apparently that’s not fucking good enough because he retrieved his wallet and from like a stack of 30 of these things pulled one out and gave it to me and said something like “I hope you reconsider your choices next time”
holy shit
This is the most self entitled shit i’ve seen all day
the phrase “my pleasure” is so fuckin weird and I don’t trust anyone who uses it unless they go all out and say it in a slow, moderately seductive voice and follow it up with a Lucille Bluth-esque wink
I FOUND IT
NO ONE BELIEVED ME WHEN I SAID I HEARD AN ICE CREAM TRUCK DROPIN BEATS DOWN THE STREET
NOW I HAVE A VID TO PROVE IT OMG I’M SO HAPPY I DIDN’T IMAGINE IT YOU GUYS HAVE NO IDEA HOW HAPPY THIS MAKES ME
By Kouta Hirano, creator of Hellsing
OKAY LOOK AT THAT HE GLANCES UP BEFORE GOING TO STOP HIM. HE GLANCES UP AT THE GIANT ICE CHANDELIER THING AND MOVES THE GUYS ARM TOWARD IT ON PURPOSE BECAUSE HE’S HOPING IT WILL FALL ON HER AND HE WILL STILL APPEAR TO BE THE GOOD GUY FOR TRYING TO STOP THE DUDE FROM SHOOTING HER WHEN ALL ALONG HE WAS TRYING TO KILL HER ANYWAYS
Dammit Disney
I want to see this in a horror game
Those trees are really prett— oh.
OMG