dont-argue-with-your-serperior:
im that one friend that doesnt date anyone and doesnt really go to parties or have a life really but when im over at your house ill eat all your food and for exchange i shall tell you bad puns
holy shit there was this guy in middle school who would constantly stick his hands down my shirt and snap my bra and my teachers always told me to “stop complaining he’s just flirting with you” and apparently he was fucking arrested for sexually assaulting a child and now he’s going to prison