If I was a teacher…📓 by Thomas Sanders
Thomas: “For today kids, I’m bringing back naptime!”
Girl in flannel: “Don’t we have a lot of work?”
Thomas: “NO! Naptime.”
Boy in sweatshirt: “But we have a test.”
Thomas: “Shh! Naptime.”
Girl in pink snuggie: “But–”
Thomas: “NAPTIME!”
Caption: “Being well-rested, they went on to pass every class. BooYah.”
Remember To Check Your Kids’ Halloween Candy 😜🎃
Scary Movie 🔪 (W/ Taylor Mom & Rachel Frangie)
The monster’s hand though. Can we talk about this
After Missing One Day of School 📚 (W/ BK.; FX: Martyn Tallon)
SO ACCURATE
dandydoll said:
A super villain without a super villain laugh
needs a little work
The mystery continues…
[captions]
Danny: [surprised] “Dad?”
[gentle string music plays]
Danny: “Is this where you’ve been for the past ten years?!”
[Dad disappears further into the clothes rack, dramatic string music plays]
Danny: [yelling] “DAD, NO!”
How Donald Trump comes up with his ideas
Trump: “The cheese of truth.” [slaps cheese on newspaper; reads] “Immigrants cause cancer.”
kaiba has a cow
this is still my favorite vine
When beatboxers have children.
I’m so mad this man got that dubstep beat goin with his kid tho
When you’re finally productive… ✨ by Thomas Sanders
this is pretty much how im doing at college right now
Person 1: Homework is DONE. [sound of key being slammed with finality.]
Person 2: Did you turn in the report?
Person 1: There’s a report due?
Person 2: In thirty minutes.
Person 1: [Small chuckle that turns into despair, followed by more slamming of keys.]