the-dope:

sociallyawkwardbuffguy:

squigglydigg:

thepositivecattitude:

Mother cat with kittens came to meet an old friend.

LOOK AT THEM PLAYING MY HEART IS GONNA POP

@quads-and-dogs

The mama is like “please watch these fluff balls I need some rest”

mrozna:

greenzaku:

becausebirds:

Bro… what are you doing?

These are Australian magpies, and it gets better.

The one hanging upside down is a juvenile, from the appearance of its spotted breast, which adults do not have.. At that age they can fly but are pretty clumsy. I’m guessing it managed to collide with the sheet or attempted to land on it and is now hanging on for dear life. Falling on its head just off the ground is unlikely to hurt it, but it won’t be pleasant regardless.

The one approaching it is an adult female, more than likely its mother, from the grey pattern on the back of her neck. That same area in males is solid white. She’s probably a little concerned.

“What did you do lil buddy????”

“I DONE FUCKED UP”

coolyo294:

when people attempt to get to know me 

thebestoftumbling:

This guy spent over a year throwing eggs to his unsuspecting mum (x)

distrustfund:

i’m fucking dead at this white woman demanding to know why this bear is interrupting her afternoon

mtt-brand-undertale:

i think this is officially the point where i lost control of my life

(Jon is my new headcanon voice for Papyrus now)

sleepybeaker:

princeaspartame:

catbountry:

raideo:

babblingbug:

cataradical:

aatropos:

NO I CAN’T HANDLE THIS IT’S TOO CUTE FUCK I LOVE EELS OH MY GOD

HOW IS THIS REAL

IM GONNA CRY OH MY GOD ;;

I love sea creatures guys dlkfjdfl;jhdgkj

Wow what a cutie.

OH MY GOD I CAN’T HANDLE THIS

jF,HHJVJHVKHVHKHFFDMC,

geekgirl101:

the-dark-jedi:

I don’t think you guys understand how awesome  Mark Hamill is. Mark Hamill is so awesome that he can turn Luke Skywalker and The Joker off and on and make them have a conversation together

This is fantastic. 

captainamerica-in-middle-earth:

obiewans:

my stomach hurts

Ive passed this video so many times and this time I finally watched it. Im really glad I did

perrybearwaks:

lowoncliches:

zellah7:

bye i love this

Man: Siri, what is 1 trillion to the tenth power?
Siri: Calculation. The answer is one zero zero zero zero zero [continuing]
Man: *starts beatboxing to the rhythm.
Woman 1: *joins in*
Woman 2: *starts singing to the rhythm*

THERE IS NO CANDY IN ME

onyourtongue:

Lmaoooo guys watch this please

noganks:

mayonnaisewater:

thattallsummonerguy:

kumagawa:

When a villain in an Anime is finally getting beat, but then they get a random power boost out if nowhere.

This is anime

this is honest to god the funniest thing ive ever seen

God still funny

sarah-yyy:

localgays:

updatepls:

supermegafoxyawesomehotnot:

cosima-wants-the-d-elphine:

story time.

the look in your eyes is what gets me.

“so i return to my body.. from the other plane of existence.. in which i scream”

DEAD

“Story time.

I have this one white friend.

And - [mocking] I have this one white friend, I’m not racist. And like - where was I even going with this? [laughs] She’s not even my friend, she’s just someone I know. Okay, whatever, ‘kay, so this one white person that I know - [under breath] (I know a lot, my entire town is white.) Anyway, um, one day, she comes up to me, and she’s like,

“Jenny, what are you?” and, you know, that’s like white person talk for like, [sarcastic mocking] “what FUCKING country do you come from? Like obviously you’re not from here.”  And I’m like, “um, I’m Chinese.”

And she’s like “What? You’re Chinese?”

And I’m like, “Yeah, I don’t know why that’s so much of a surprise.”

And she’s like “Well, I thought you said you were Asian.”

And - [deep breath] [pause] there was a moment, a good minute and a half, where I left my body and ascended onto another plane, and I screamed into the abyss of that plane [pause] because she did not know that Asian and Chinese are… I, I can’t, I can’t, I can’t even… you know, whatever.

So, return to my body, from the [pause] other plane of existence in which I scream. A lot. And I tell her: “You know, China, China, you see, the country that I’m from, is a part of Asia.”

And she’s like, “Where’s Asia?”

[whispers] She asked me. Where Asia is.

And I say, “Well, Asia consists of, you know..” and I list the different Asian countries and she’s like “Whaat?”

And I’m like [sarcastically] it’s, it’s this thing, you know, that you learn about in like third grade geography. It’s a continent! And she’s like “A continent?”

And I’m like “Yes.”

And she goes, “so it’s not a country?”

I’m like, “No.”

And she’s like “What’s the difference?”

And I’m like [deep breath] “America, you see, has like North, Central, South, so like, take somewhere from Canada; they are North American but they’re also Canadian…”

And she’s like “I don’t understand.”

And I’m like “It’s okay, just know that I am both Asian AND Chinese” and you know what, she is still confused to this day, and I [pause] am still on the other plane of existence, screaming, as I tell this story to you. So you can come join me, on the separate plane of existence.”

crownfullofcurls:

breathtakingleisure23:

blacksmith14:

sunflowersinjackbottles:

mochalatte6583:

haramdaddy:

mcashhole1:

When being bubble buddies goes wrong :/

IM SCREAMING

Daaaaaawwwwwgg

Lmfaooo

That plot twist 😨

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

Lmfaooo