A casual reminder that Vegemite once tried to call itself “iSnack 2.0”
we don’t talk about that.
it was just a phase.

A phase, huh?
i know youre talking about the name but holy crap this stuff no no no
i love how the rest of the world doesn’t realise that australians have to eat vegemite because it gives us immunity to all spider and snake venoms
i know they are all so clueless
are you serious i can never fucking tell when you guys are serious
this is 1000% true
im still confused
this is a joke isn’t it
I don’t eat vegemite so I have to stay inside
my non-australian friends make fun of vegemite but then theyre all terrified to go to australia because of the wildlife and its just like what do you want from me