the only highlight to this flash was kanaya brutally murdering gamzee
everything else was pain
Excuse me but can we talk about John beating the shit out of Caliborn? That was my one reprieve from the agony.
and dang roxy being badass to like hell yeah
JOHN NEEDS TO ZAP BACK TO THE FUCKING BEGINNING OF THE COMIC AND PUNCH HIS PAST SELF FOR DECIDING TO PLAY THIS FUCKING GAME
MAYBE KARKATS QUEST BED IS IN THE LAVA
AND MAYBE KANAYAS QUEST BED WAS IN THE GIANT FUCKING DEATH LASER
WHERE
IS
DIRKHE’S STILL HOURS AWAY FROM PLANET FLYING BACK AS FAST AS HE CAN
HE’S PROLLY SEEING EVERYTHING EXPLODE RIGHT NOW AND MOST OF HIS FRIENDS ARE DEAD
i love how when the flash started we were all probably like “ahaha this is gonna be funn—OH NO….”
tbh i feel like this is gonna be john, all victorious about beating up this douchebag and he’ll appear amongst the wreckage and

EVERYOEN JOKEDS AROUND HOW LIKE HUSSIE WOULD KILL EVERYONE AT THE END OF HOEMSTUCK
LIKE HAHA WHAT IF HUSSIE JUST FUICKING KILLED OFF EVERYONE
HA FUCKING HA
EVERYONE JOKED ABOUT HOMESTUCK ANIME
LOOK WHAT HAPPENED
HAPPY FUCKING UN-GIGAPAUSE
WHAT THE FUCK WHAT THE FUCK
what a great update kanaya finally killed gamzee and the lalondes met and john beat up caliborn and nothing else happened at all ever