Did anyone else find the new Homestuck update kind of depressing? I mean, if you’re a fan of Rose, Kanaya, Jade, Jane, Jake or Dave, you would be happy because you see them being happy and living a fulfilling life. And there’s some obvious sad stuff like Vriska being missing and Terezi looking for her, but I would like to point out, didn’t John seem kind of… lonely?
Ever since his eighteenth birthday, John doesn’t seem to do much of anything with the other kids. On his nineteenth birthday, he insists that nobody has to visit him. He didn’t even bother taking the sign down. Finally on his twentieth birthday, the sign still isn’t taken down, and now it’s tattered. The music suddenly becomes melancholic. At the end, he says he will go to fight Caliborn, something that is not only risky but something he doesn’t have to do. What would drive him to do it? The very last thing we see is his phone breaking.
I don’t know about you, but I am very concerned for John Egbert.
i cant believe all us homestuck fucks gave away the game so quickly
losin our goddamn minds
way to let hussie know he still owns our lives
where is that post thats like “2016 needs an inspiring uplifting plot twist” knock knock its a gay alien wedding
where is that post thats like “2016 needs an inspiring uplifting plot twist” knock knock its a gay alien wedding
how dare homestuck do this to me again.

help why won’t homestuck die already
LET ME LEAVE, DAMMIT.
Jane: Collide
page ½
(since janes knockout ended up having no significance to the plot whatsoever, heres a little alteration)
is that sign going to be there forever? Can only players see it? how angry do you think everyone is about it? cause like, “no, no thank you for playing a game that killed half my friends and family and left me emotionally scarred” is the only appropriate response i can think of to this.
i am seeing some legitimate stages of grief in the homestuck fandom rn lmao

the end.gif
can someone tell me who made the original gif ive just had it in my files for years so i dont know
the reason we got an anti-climactic ending for homestuck is because we didn’t 100% the game. we need to 100% the game to get the true ending with the extra final boss and not the neutral ending.
if only john had shat on the desk, we could’ve gotten that extra %
that felt like six years of edging and a ruined orgasm