Posts tagged #trickster

An update fansong from Trickster Jane’s POV for your listening enjoyment. Download at soundcloud source. :)
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Hello, my candy coated darling, it’s your vanilla baby
I’ve come to say I love you and I always have
I find it so amusing, I used to be confused and
afraid that you would never love me back
But now I see that we were always meant to be
you and me forever planting lots of family trees
counting out our children, half a zillion at least
we’ll name the boys for you and we will name the girls for me
Hello, the sour peach of my skin, the sweetest poison icing
so tasty it could rot your teeth and brain
The chaotic consumption, the diabetic gumption
to do a thing like make me go insane
and leave this plane of reality completely
float among the clouds of pink and blue cotton candy
let’s blast into space and race around like airplanes
spreading multicolored chem-trails, soda pop and acid rain
Feels so neat! Never wanna be myself again, I just wanna be SW—E—ET!
Feels so fun! Never wanna come back down…
Goodbye to heartbreak on my birthday, annoying boys who hurt me
with all the stupid things they do and say
I can’t even remember, what I was so upset for
Spun sugar melts in water anyway
So no more crying, dry those tears, I’ll end your pain
Soon you’ll feel the cherry syrup running through your veins
Heaven is a grinning face with not a trace of shame
Take a taste of every flavour, favour anything but plain
Feels so neat! Never wanna be myself again, I just wanna be SW—E—ET!
Feels so fun! Never wanna come back down….
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May 30.2013 | 10668notes -
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The Page’s Throne

animehead:

((I got tired of waiting on people to respond back to my replies to them, so I’m just going to post this up. It’s a VERY LATE birthday fic for happyds who is incredible. I also based the ending bit on this picture because it’s one of my favorites. Happy Waaay Belated Birthday!))
Pairing: Trickster!Jake/Dirk
Warning: Trickster!Jake (that’s all the warning you need, really), and I’ll put a blanket dubcon warning on it, too (just in case)
You walk up to your front door carrying a bag of various metal scraps that you’re sure you can put to good use.
The bag—tripled up, so that the metal won’t tear the plastic and fall all over the ground— swings back and forth in your hand while you unlock the door. Before entering your home, you vaguely consider bragging to Jake about how much he missed out on, but you know he won’t care one way or the other, so you just open the door instead.
Honestly, you really wish you hadn’t.
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May 29.2013 | 378notes -
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dirkjake trickster dirk strider Jake English homestuck

lex asked. i delivered.

shit i dont think i spent even twenty minutes on this thing

…..he liked it tho so i guess that’s okay

yes thats redbull

Feb 18.2013 | 3notes -
posted by:mineapple

homestuck trickster sylph of time dasteech

The Hunt (Complete)

animehead:

(Some one asked me to do an extended version of this story yesterday and after seeing THIS picture by happyds, I pretty much had to. Jake is pretty bonkers in this and I’m not really all that sorry. I love horror and psychological thrillers. What can I say? And I just really like the way he looked in that pic. Geeeez.)
Summary: One way or another, you’ll join them. No matter what it takes.
Pairing: Trickster Jake/Dirk (and perhaps a bit of Trickster Dirk? You tell me)
Warning: Dub-con, anal sex, um, this is weird as shit. Take that however you want. Also, lazy editing because it’s 5AM and my eyes and brain really hurt.
You hold your breath and try your best to ignore the plastic clothes hanger digging into you shoulder. There’s something to be said about you hiding in a closet, something ironic and outdated, something you might even get amusement out of, maybe even share it with Roxy. You know she’d appreciate it.
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Feb 2.2013 | 729notes -
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dirkjake trickster whoops nsfw

happyds:

8)

Jan 19.2013 | 21287notes -
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oh yes dirkjake trickster dirk my babu is dirk

ask-the-prince-of-irony:

asklordofskulls:
ask-the-prince-of-irony:
coley-wog:
Jake, you ackin’ so cray. Thank you 500 followers!!
Everywhere I look, fuckin’ tricksters, man!
((I suppose this is relevant here too.))
JAKE: WE HAVE NO HURRY, DIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRK.
Jake:”SO MANY BABIES! ALL OF THE BABIES DIRK! ALL OF THEM!!”