vyknightadark:

dragon-dicks-are-neat:

dragon-dicks-are-neat:

me: *feels bad thoughts coming on*
my brain: *super Mario sunshine main theme but only the beginning bit with the guitar on loop*

How… do people .. translate their feelings into posts so .. accurately precisely

heartfloats:

Me: capitalism sucks I will never buy anything from this oppressive economic structure

object: *is smaller than usual*

Me: 💸💸💸💸💸

Overwatch communication lines i need:

mchanzee:

“Get on the fucking objective you fucks”

“If you want healing get the fuck over here (where i can heal you)”

“I can’t heal you because I just died/respawned/am on the other side of the map you dick”

“Protect me you fucks (if i die nobody’s gonna heal your ass)”

“JUMP ON THE OBJECTIVE FOR OVERTIME YOU IMBECILE!! (WE LOSE IF YOU DON’T)”

“We really don’t need this many snipers”

“Stop streaming in one by one you nitwits, we have to attack together”

ladies and gentlemen please be upstanding, for the national anthem

nicolauda:

[a low murmur of annoyance. everyone stands up and looks awkwardly into the middle distance as the fanfare plays]

australians all le us rejoice faa we aah young n free. with golden soilnwealth for toil our home is girt (it means surrounded by) by sea aah land abounds in naychars gifts ahv bewdy rich and raiiiir!   in histry’s page let every stage advance astraya fair in joyful strainsthenletus sing. advance astraya faiiiirr.

[everyone looks embarassed and sits down as fast as possible]

himatzu:

mom: there better not be any damn water bottles in your room. im coming upstairs 

me: