how to flirt with the signs

aries: fight them. just fucking do it.
taurus: accidentally break their room window with a rock and shout sorry before getting the hell out of there
gemini: call them at 3am and ask if they have any cheetos
cancer: stand outside their house with a boombox blaring "never gonna give you up"
leo: offer them a ride and yell "GET IN THE CAR LOSER WE'RE GOING SHOPPING" as you pull up in front of them
virgo: one word: memes
libra: don't even ask them out just tell them you're dating
scorpio: convince them you're batman
sagittarius: look them straight in the eye as you consume an entire pizza slice in one bite
capricorn: dance at them like one of those tropical birds with the fancy butt feathers
aquarius: tell them about homestuck
pisces: run up to them and say "can u hold onto this for me k thx" then hand them a flower and trip over a snail as you attempt to run off

Aug 15.2015 | 38051notes -
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This proves they intend to get away with their actions, which are definitely illegal and inhumane. Anonymity + power is a devastating combo…

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