phandomphan92:

Steven: usually when I meet a new gem they try to kill me

Steven a few minutes later: oh for fuck sake

steven: jeopardizes the mission because of his naivete and his youth

amethyst: jeopardizes the mission because of her recklessness

pearl: jeopardizes the mission because of her insecurities

garnet: jeopardizes the mission because shes super GAY

garnet: even clods like you

peridot: ..thats MY word

if thats not a reference to game grumps ill eat my hairband

mineapple:

steven: i dont think we should destroy the shards!

peridot: ???????

steven: okay i can fix this

sees the cluster in all its glittery, pants-shitting glory

steven: im gonna need a Lot of Spit

steven: i dont think we should destroy the shards!

peridot: ???????

steven: okay i can fix this

sees the cluster in all its glittery, pants-shitting glory

steven: im gonna need a Lot of Spit

garnet: ‘alright gems; pearl, amethyst and i will warp to mask island’

PERIDOT IS ONE OF THEM. ONE OF THEM. ONE OF THEM.

PERIDOT IS SO WORRIED ABOUT STEVEN I CANTDEal

THATS SOME FUCKING END OF EVANGELION SHIT RIGHT THERE

OH DAMN

gettin a big super mario sunshine vibe from super watermelon island