rocks0cks said: you are smaug. you are dragon? sorry but if you hoard gold and eat virgins I’m gonna have to gank ur ass

i are smaug

i are drahgun

i whord guld

and eet vergin

eet vergin

eet vergin

i do not ma'am u see my house and you will see very little stuffs

i am not human i secretly a dragon and i have a need to hoard money

but i want to buy stuffs and not feel guilty about it

gillty aboat it

yes

bait-and-switchblade:

wendygirlyoumoveme:

homestuckdramallama:

pancakebird:

nothing is more terrifying than when one of your popular posts reaches

the homestucks

EVERY FUCKING TIME.  EVERY SINGLE FUCKING TIME I SEE THIS GIF, W Hy„„??? THEF UCK… GOERGE WASDHIGNTON.  WHY THE FUFCKV IS GEORGE WAHHGINTON THERE WHAT THE EVERYLOVIGN FC FUCK

Lob lob lob lob lob lob

que que que que que que

U should just clean your room

mooooooooooooooooooooooooooooom~

Stop that

winkity wonkity