customer:
excuse me, how much is this item right here?
me at work:
oh thats two dollars eighty-
customer:
oh two dollars thank you! *leaves*
me, at the register later:
that'd be two dollars eighty thank you
customer, frothing at the mouth, climbing over the counter to get me:
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