[suspicious snape voice] “you’re saying your friend named remus lupin definitely isn’t a werewolf”
[shocked, disappointed james potter voice] “remus lupin, a werewolf?? is it because he’s named after a guy raised by a wolf? is it because his surname literally means wolf? well. you’re wrong. his middle name is john, there’s no way he could be a werewolf.”
Castiel does not understand that reference.
Based on this post by skymasterthefangirl
HOW DID I JUST NOW THINK OF THS
I love how DMMD gives you options
“oh, you like teenage whores? here ya go!”
“into incest? comin right up!”
“robots? heyooo~!!”
“think it’s attractive to rape someone? we got that too!”
“sex-slaves and bestiality? hell, why not!”
“are you that weirdo that thinks it’s normal and cute to fall in love with your childhood friend? here, i guess”
BUT NOT THE ONE YOU FUCKING WANT
Last Lines; Harry Potter books
Let me just say that sirius endured 12 years of Azkaban and 2 years on the run but his home-grimmauld place-that’s what was intolerable for him, and if that doesn’t tell you everything you need to know about his childhood idk what does.
Grell Sutcliff Cosplay Teeth Tutorial!
By popular demand! Since I’ve had so many people ask. I hope this is helpful to someone!
Here are some links to a few of the items you might have difficulty finding. Though everything you can get at a grocery store or hardware store, except the plastic pellets.
A few more tips I forgot to mention above:
Clean of any extra glue with a clean q-tip, and avoid getting the glue on the front of the tooth. - If the edges of the teeth don’t match up, wait until the glue is dry, and you can file down the tops of the teeth a bit until it’s a closer match. - When removing the retainer pull down carefully, and use both hands. - You can drink with these in, but I recommend -only- cold water. Don’t try to eat with them in. - Pointy teeth are sharp! Be careful, you probably will cut yourself.Enjoy the tutorial!
I think this might be my favourite scene in all the Pirates of the Caribbean films. I can’t decide whose reaction I like best: Davy Jones’ look of sheer pride after ruining Will’s tea, Will’s look of “For fuck’s sake, I was drinking that” as it goes flying out of his hand, or Beckett’s look of horror at the sight of wasted tea.
#British problems on the high seas.
Best shit on the internet ever!!!!!!!!!!!!
Everyone go home. This won the Internet.
SLAV AS FUCK
Also dem Stechkins.
too fucking badass
already know what this is. always reblog it
This is where that aubrey gif came from.
IM CRYING
Stunning, trippy 1970s NASA concept art for future space colony designs. Available (plus many more) in super hi-res here (and copyright free), for all your desktop wallpaper and/or prog-rock album cover needs. (via io9)
space
*makes typo*
*deletes typo*
*realize i like the aesthetic the typo gave to what i said so i put the typo back in*

Attack on Homestuck..
I’ve never seen anything more beautiful than this picture in my entire online life.. *wipes tear* *sniff* ;~;