So this hot substitute logged into netflix and I wrote down the email with which he did it and used a service (it cost like $2) to find all other accounts connected to that email and I found his (private) twitter so I made a fake twitter of a hot girl and added a bunch of tweets over the course of a month to make it look legit and then I requested to follow him and he let me and he is the most goddamn boring person in the world
you need to be arrested
pikachu
have LGBTQ organizations ever considered…… like… giving awards/honors to actual LGBTQ people or
That’s brilliant I need to wear shorts under skirts
That disappointed gif might be my new fav.
THANK YOU ANIME GIRL
By Kouta Hirano, creator of Hellsing
Not pictured: Unicorn!Clint that gets brainwashed into a Nightmare
SANTA AS THOR OR BLACK WIDOW
My first instinct was for ThorNorth but OH MY GOD THIS IS BETTER

hey fandom let’s not forget how excited jake was to meet john in person.
these two are really adorable.
“take me back!” typed every white girl ever as they post their tbt vacation pictures
k but who cares
haha sooo funny that girls enjoy their vacations lol women are so wacky am i right

b0wl:
Occupy in Brazil:
Hey Brazilian Police, what did you expect would happen if you lob a tear gas grenade in a country that has some of the best soccer players in the world and where the Confed Cup is currently playing?
Even Beckham couldn’t do it any better….
YES! YES! GO BRAZIL, GO.
Bend it like a Brazilian rioter.
I’d piss myself if somebody lobbed my teargas back at me with their foot. Holy crap.
i touched a dick once and it was the scariest thing in my life because it had a really cold head and i don’t know it wasn’t fun
sometimes the ‘i’ and ‘u’ shouldn’t be so close on the keyboard
ive seen this post umpteen times and ive always thought that if you switched u and i around it wouldn’t make sense like “u touched a” and i literally just realised you meant duck and not dick i swear to god i am the biggest fucking idiot.