WAIT FOR IT
“i want a blowjob”
quiero una biblia
“call a prostitute”
llama a la monja
“where is the strip club”
donde esta la iglesia
“i want to get laid”
quiero leer la palabra de dios
I LAUGHED AT THIS MUCH MORE THAN I SHOULD HAVE
on that day,
humanitythe titans received a grim reminder

I’ll stop the world and smelt with you
jesus christ
Wasn’t expecting that
True love is world domination and that is beautiful
This is the best relationship to have hands down,
guy:
when u give ur phone to someone to look at a pic and they keep scrolling
“Search and destroy the ones who oppose you.”
Full size [x]
to people that sleep with their bedroom doors open:you are brave but you are going to die young
“This is mine…”
"This is mine…”
This is mine…”
"This is mine…”
THE LAST ONE

sxae:
two of the mini requests i got was dirk and dirk’s brother
and then something weird happened

You have to let the fear go, Neo