my whole life is one big poop joke
Okay seriously!! this happened to me and a friend at con!!! He had to take a shit and i coulda sworn he was gonna shit himself in 2 seconds but his 3dmg gear was STUCK and he was freaking out and i had to run into the men’s room to help him get it off and the looks we got were a mix of “dude, i feel your pain” and “what the fuck are they doing?”
my existence has been validated
it didnt exactly help that I was dressed as the Tooth Fairy so the tooth fiary running into the men’s room trying to Strip Erwin out of his pants is something to tell to future grandkids!
I hit reblog as soon as I saw Loki in a slave Leia bikini
This is basically what happened in the movie.
j.k. rowling admits that harry and hermione should have ended up together
In case anyone is wondering what finals at an art school are like.
NEVER put your drink down next to your paint water.

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That’s…the most hardcore I’ve ever seen someone make Dr. Seuss.
REJOICE!
THE GREATEST SEQUEL OF ALL TIME
JustMargaret - “It’s supposed to be a compliment.”
i was talking to my friend about the similarities between gryffindor and slytherin, and he told me to come up with a concise way to explain the differences between the two.
so i told him, “if you make a gryffindor mad and they storm out on you, they’ll get a lot of satisfaction out of slamming the door behind them. but a slytherin will leave it wide open, because they’ll get the most satisfaction knowing they made you get up to close it.”
Potterlock AU: John was wounded as an Auror, not in Afghanistan. He gets away with a bit of magic in the flat, because Sherlock doesn’t pay much attention to domestic things.
I’M HAVING A LOT OF FEELINGS ABOUT ULTIMATE SPIDER MAN RIGHT NOW
my teacher pointed at me with her ruler and said, “at the end of this ruler is an idiot.” i got detention after asking which end
bless u