do you ever put on a really nice but kind of daring outfit and at first you’re like “HELL YEAH” but then you look in the mirror a few times and start being like “hell… yeah….” and then you turn to the side and adjust the top and frown and be like “aw hell” and finally just change into like jeans and a tee bc one day you will wear that rockin outfit but today is not that day
This is the saddest and accurate thing I have ever read.
You guess when you’re immortal and a Hero of Breath, smoking isn’t as bad as everyone makes it out to be.
You kind of wonder what your dad might think, though. Would he be proud because you’re following in his footsteps? Maybe he’d prefer you smoking from a pipe instead.
Or maybe he’d just be disappointed, for a reason you can’t explain.
When I have kids, the rule is going to be, ‘you can be whatever you want to be; a doctor, an artist, a stay-at-home-parent, a stripper, a monk. You can be gay, bisexual, pansexual, asexual, straight and everything in between. You can be a UU, Christian, Hindu, Baha’i, Atheist, Questioning, whatever. You can be any gender you want, just tell me, and I will support you. But the minute I hear about you bullying someone, we’re going to have a serious problem.’
READ THE CAPTIONS HoLY ShIIT I AM LAUGHING SOHARD. Do it. You will not regret it at all. I just have to reiterate that I fucking LOVE your sense of humor, Jove. John looks absolutely shell-shocked in that second picture, and holy crap, the caption on the third. 70% dicks. That seems about right! And holy jeez, that first picture. For starters, that is hot as shit, and I am super impressed with you. Secondly, I am doubley impressed that you took the time to purposefully draw in mistakes in his costume for the joke. Which just goes to show how freaking awesome you are! Thank you so, so much for sharing your wonderful humor and awesome art with us <33
are you fuckin kiddin me like what kinda people just captions this ‘cake gifs’ and walks away this shit fucking put a spell on me i was unable to look away it was wild start to fucking finish that looks like REAL CAKE it looks like i can reach out and have me some god damn cake. damn son
the scene where Rose drops the bunny back in the box always struck me as super cute because there was really no reason to do it but to make a reference to John’s favorite movie
