so aPRANTLY MY FATHER USED TO IRONICALLY OWN A DILDO IN COLLEGE AND HE USED TO FREAK OUT HIS DORM MATES BY PLACING IT IN RANDOM PLACES LIKE THEIR COAT POCKETS AND IN THE BATHTUB
HE NAMED IT JIMMY AND NO ONE KNEW WHO THE FUCK OWNED IT FOR MONTHS AND EVERY CALLED IT THE DICK GHOST OH MY GUCKIGN GO D
This is not a tasty gummy sweet but a Jewel Caterpillar found in Amazon Rainforest. They are covered with sticky goo-like, gellatinous tubercles that provides protection from its predator like ants until they metamorphosise into winged moths.
HAVE YOU SEEN IT GROWN UP THOUGH
literal pokemon
have you seen the cocoon it makes though?
it’s so pretty as a baby, it looks like an actual gem. then suddenly it pupates into a net thing and when it comes out it looks like the fucking Lorax
they really went, like, way out of their way to avoid us ever getting to see Usagi (or any other character, for that matter) be dynamic/expressive at all :///
sometimes one eye is closed
am I the only one who’s somewhat disturbed by usagi’s constant O face? It makes me really uncomfortable.
she has the face of a fuck doll now for god’s sake why this why these things
look at all the holes in the wall, this isnt the first time grannys whipped her chopsticks in anger and irritation. aobas pullin this shit all the time that fucking twinkie bet hes laughing at him own jokes up those god damned stairs everyday he must be stopped
Tumblr just announced they’re banning every fandom but the donkey kong fandom so you fucking weeabos and superwholockians better get ready for a new age
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