sherokutakari:

“but women have sex organs on their chests! I don’t walk around with my pants off!”

I think what you mean to say is “women have secondary sex characteristics on their chests”, not sex organs

in which case let me remind you that your facial hair and enlarged adam’s apple are also secondary sex characteristics

if secondary sex characteristics bother you and you feel they should be covered up in public, please feel free to shove your entire head in a bag at any time

shingekinokyojinheaven:

on the internet:

in real life:

smile-and-press-on:

abitofabadass:

for once i want the girl in the action movie to be the one that’s like “okay stay here, hold this gun, don’t move” and i want the guy to be like “what the fuck do i do, oh my god is this a gun, don’t leave me alone with this! how do i shoot weapon?”

you mean

snorlaxatives:

sometimes in life you’re faced with really tough decisions 

wallylock:

when you share your evil schemes with your friends

moss-summers:

9outof10graduates:

yumikuri4life:

bard-core:

frenums:

fucking ground sprinkles what the fuck

*Tamaki voice*

What? You commoners don’t even have enough time to grind your own sprinkles?? Well, What do I have to lose?

I WILL DO IT

I WILL EAT THE COMMONERS SPRINKLES

THE OHSHC FANDOM TOOK OVER A POST FOR ONCE

OHMYGOD

John lose it!

blakkensoul:

lose 

Another story from today hang out. My friend is brave ; w ;. John, OOC-ness!

My friend (as John) gave Dave the shark tho, cute!

Dave mylightningdancer | John nyeh333 | Terezi aoile | Gamzee shouri-han | Me as Rose (again, yeah)

drunkroosters:

what she says: I’m fine

what she means: I could be watching Achievement Hunter right now

crash-mcbarason:

tea-doodles:

crash-mcbarason:

tabularojo:

crash-mcbarason:

whenever i use scissors i always have this brief thought of “ohoho man imagine if i accidentally snipped off my nipple”

It would hurt a lot but it would grow back, nipples are one of the few parts of the body that entirely regenerate

U N L I M I T E D N I P P L E S

NO DO NOT TRY THIS AT ANY COST

DO NOT CUT OFF YOUR NIPPLES THEY ARE IN FACT LIMITED

L I M I T E D N I P P L E S