Horses With Better Hair Than You
WAIT
HOLD ON
BACK UP A SECOND

Tony stark was taught at a young age to speak many different languages. Though originally used only for Stark industries meetings, he now mainly uses it to listen to Black Widow’s conversations with Hawkeye. They still don’t realize he can understand Russian.
I’VE SEEN THIS POST FOR THE PAST TWO DAYS AND JUST NOW GOT THE JOKE.
MOTHER FU-
I JUST BUSTED OUT LAUGHING I PROBABLY WOKE UP MY HOUSE
how much lube do you need for anal ? ?
a buttload
I do not have enough
at least listen to my final request!
It’s funny because her legs where fine, because when she is lifted up by the titan you can see her legs kicking. Even if she got out most likely the adrenaline would of helped her fight through the pain. Her legs are longer than Eren and Mikasa’s. She would of run faster and the titans would of eaten Eren and Mikasa. She pretended to be severely injured to distract the titans so her children could escape and possibly live.
NO NO NO NO NO I WAS FEELIN PRETTY GOOD TONIGHT AND NOW I AM NOT OKAY
Some of my favourite Act 6 Act 6 Intermission 1 quotes
The man entered his home and was absolutely delighted when he discovered someone had stolen every lamp in the house.
oh my god
i just do not understand this post what even
OH MY FUCKING GOD
girls who can run in heels should be feared
You’re much stronger than you think you are
I’m never gonna pass off the chance to reblog this because hell, sometimes knowing that some one fictional will be there in times like there really does help.
This makes me love Superman even more.
I prefer Michael Straczynski take on a similar scene
Superman: A being capable of moving the heavens and Earth itself, will always take the time to let you just how important you really are

me ad some pales were talking about bara john and twink john meeting
and bara john fucking twink john into a near coma :3c
dave is so cool more like
john john john validate me john john john john john john john john pay attention to me john john john
well
fine
i don’t need you
jade jade jade jade jade validate me jade jade tell me i’m funny jade jade jade i’m funny tell me jade jade jade jade jade
are you kidding me? more like
rose rose rose rose fix this rose rose rose rose rose hey tell him this rose rose rose rose rose rose hey rose
Homestuck: home to straight kids, gay kids, polyqueer alien kids, blind kids, kids with lisps, kids in wheelchairs, kids who are deaf, kids who are mute, kids who can’t smell, kids with learning disabilities, kids who are otherkin
and every last one of them is an obnoxious asshole.