scoutregimentkarkat:

canni8al:

demisexual-defendant:

canni8al:

what people think john is like:

what john is really like:

It would actually be more accurate if his arms were flailing as he was flipping everyone off

thats it thats john

me at friends house

acciothenoseofvoldemort:

rocket meets bucky and sees the metal arm. he opens his mouth to speak. three rooms away peter yells “ABSOLUTELY NOT”

guavasaur:

gooey-goodra:

chatotai:

“i wish pokemon were real!”

beedrill is three feet tall

yeah but lets be real here if it meant I could live in a world with completely free healthcare and take tours across entire countries on foot with superpowered animal/else companions I would fight a hundred fucking beedrill at once naked with only a butter knife

not to mention a beedrill would probably be a gr8 friend if you just gave them a little bit of honey to eat 

sushinfood:

lorriebm11:

When you do a click and drag thing but you keep getting ones that you don’t like so you retry until you get the one you want.

This is the most goddamn appropriate gif-usage I have ever seen.

princessshikamaru:

I have the aspirations of Naruto and the motivation of Shikamaru.