seeingthelights:

In which Hiccup accidentally shoots down a guardian

unpredictableaunum:

just in case anyone was wondering what i’ve been up to lately…..

I’ve been doing homework

Third picture down created by Awkward Zombie

noobtheloser:

This will make a lot more sense to people who have seen the movie. 

the-kitty-cat-man:

I guess we’re stuck together, partners.

pleatedjeans:

via

rainbowrowell:

melissaanelli:

mightymudha:

STILL MY FAVORITE LEAKY MOMENT.

freaking love our team melissaanelli squirreljournal yourcanadianoverlord leah617 onthebigadventure lizziekeiper

Thanks for filming ohblainers

This has been making us laugh since we thought it might be fun to do… until it happened. And then now. Still laughing. Travis Slavin and Maxwell Glick, you are heroes.

LEAKYCON.

REICHENBACH ESCALATOR.

traumagotchi:

guys cool your jets he’s ambidextrous

masterzealot:

I think people underestimate John’s windy powers too often. I mean the first time he used them he conjured massive winds that swept across the entire planet, and after that he further amazed me by drilling straight through to the center of the goddamn battlefield. Tell me that’s not a power worth acknowledging.

shinypokemonlab:

geek-studio:

If Pokemon Was Made for iPhone [X]

This is a goddamn nightmare.

avas-poltergeist:

“It’s against like, three laws and a dozen health codes.”

ikedayusa:

Anecdotes by medical practitioners

“A woman came in for a baby check with her 6-month-old and she had what looked like chocolate milk in the baby’s bottle. So he started explaining to her as kindly as he could that she shouldn’t be giving her baby chocolate milk. At which point she interrupts him and says, ‘Oh that isn’t chocolate milk. It’s coffee! He just loves it!”

"I had a patient come in for an STD check. She was very upset and continued to tell me that she only had one partner. Progressing through my assessment, she further divulged that even if he was sleeping with other people it shouldn’t matter ‘because he uses a condom every time and he makes sure to wash it thoroughly after every use’.”

"Had a lady who measured her baby’s temperature by pre-heating the oven and putting one hand in front of it while the other hand was on the baby’s forehead. She told the nurse her baby’s fever was about 250 degrees.”

"Lady has to have foot amputated and is given waiver forms to sign pre-op. Buddy asks if she needs time to think about it. She’s very nonchalant and doesn’t seem to care much what they do. He gets suspicious and probes a bit as to why she’s not more concerned. She says she gets that they have to operate and it’s OK because the foot will grow back.”

"I had a couple who had been trying to conceive for over two years. I asked all the usual questions, how often do you have sex, any previous pregnancy, etc etc. Something seemed off to me during the consult, so I continued to ask questions. Finally I asked if he ejaculated while inserted into the vagina. Both parties looked confused.Turns out the couple was not having insertional sex at all. I had to awkwardly explain to them how insertional sex works. Diagrams were required.”

"Patient comes in, she’s upset. She’s pregnant, and she doesn’t understand why. She’s on the pill. Upon talking to her at great length, I find out that she only takes the pills on the days that she is sexually active – no other time.”

"Patient comes in with her bf. They are indignant, as if somehow I could’ve prevented [the pregnancy]. The problem? Well, the pills were bothering the girl’s stomach, so, being a gallant bf, he decided to start taking them instead.”

“I was explaining the treatment to the husband of a patient about to be discharged. He kept nodding and agreeing with me, but I knew it was flying over his head. Turned out a fundamental problem was that I was describing the drugs as ‘tablets’ and he had no clue what those were.”

Reddit thread 

Ladies and gentlemen, I present to you the wonders of working in healthcare.

vinebox:

When your homies are on to you