date a girl who reads. date a girl who wears glasses and pretty dresses, who smiles at you shyly over a coffee cup in your local cafe. date a girl who shares your favourite author, who will talk about books with you for hours at a time. date a girl who’ll bite a chunk of flesh out of your shoulder, chase you down a dark alley, and maul you with her scaly tentacles. date a girl who is actually a serial killing monster. date rize kamishiro.
If you ever feel like you’ve screwed up, just remember that in 1348 the Scots thought it would be a good idea to invade England because the English were weakened by the Plague. They subsequently caught the plague themselves, went back to Scotland, and killed half their own population.
