thanks bro, you’re
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thanks dude, you know
dang man this post just got really
yr right we should have set the rules to one joke
you realize this means
oh it’s
this time you’ve gone too
, too far
sorry, didn’t realize you weren’t having fun, bro
cause i’m having a

i decided to design my own version of human!notepad because idk man i just… this fits my headcanons better u//w//u;;
finding good fanfiction:
finding more good fanfiction from the same author:

So I see these two depicted as murderous entities a lot, but to me that doesn’t make much sense. When you think about it they didn’t kill a single person in either video, and didn’t even threaten to kill them. What I think may be a bit more terrifying.
I think they’re members of a race of monsters who disguise themselves as inanimate objects. Now, once taking on this disguise, they cant come out of it, and it becomes their permanent form, so they have to choose what they become wisely. Once they choose their form, they develop powers to manipulate and promote the essence of whatever their form represents. A hammer would have powers of building, and a couch would promote laziness.
But these monsters, what they feed on is whats important. They feed on fear. And they don’t even know that they do. Its instinctual and accidental. They never intend to scare people, but they just do. They can only communicate through song, as music opens up peoples emotions, making them more susceptible to fear. These songs will just be an expression of who they are. You see, whatever powers they get, based on their form, will become their sole passion.
They begin by trying to let others share on their passion, intensifying the demonstration of it, until they feel their
victimssubjects are ready to share in its full power. However, the extent to which their power is used is too much for their subjects to handle, and causes the fear the monsters feed on.After feeding, they go into a dormant state to digest the fear, and during this time they are no different from the object they appear to be. The digestion process takes anywhere from a few days to many years, so they can re-awaken at any time.
Also: Any fear they cause, whether in person or through recording, feeds them and lengthens the dormancy period. The videos were created to keep them at bay for as long as possible. Every person scared by DHMIS keeps them asleep longer.
MY FRIEND APRIL JUST TOLD ME THAT A GUY IN HER DORM BUILDING HAS A TATTOO OF A CAT RIDING A PIZZA SKATEBOARD AND IT SAYS “GET MEOWTA HERE”
i wasn’t kidding okay
like imagine if you’d never seen a dog and you saw a saint bernard and you were like, what’s that and then someone was like, thats a dog. and then you saw a chihuahua and you were like ok whats that and they were like, that’s a dog. wouldn’t you feel lied to? wouldn’t you sense that something was amiss
what if ppl that die in the ocean become mermaids
please write a book
I only accept sexts in iambic pentameter
Thy beauty is beyond all earth’s compare;
Pray tell me, lover mine, what dost thou wear?
If dudes are expected to have a lot of sex
But ladies are expected to stay virgins until marriage
But homosexuality is bad
I’m really confused who dudes are supposed to be having all that sex with
Guys I got it
Society is literally telling dudes to go fuck themselves
I’m sorry I can’t not reblog this