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 Posts tagged #queuebi the ninetailed fox

hitmeupscotty:

sushinfood:

tangeledinthegreatescape:

Twinkle twinkle little slut
Name a guy you haven’t fucked.
Was he skinny?
Was he tall?
Nevermind you did them all.
Twinkle twinkle little bitch
Close your legs it smells like fish.

Twinkle twinkle little shit
Try to think of this a bit:
Does it affect
You at all
Who has sex or none at all?
No it doesn’t, little shit,
Shut your fucking mouth you twit.

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Jan 30.2014 | 454741notes -
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getting on your period right before a big event 

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Jan 30.2014 | 354549notes -
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theprettiestman:

Notice how Shan Yu doesn’t even question it or make a comment about “BUT YOU’RE A GIRL” he just instantly goes into a “I’LL TEACH YOU TO KILL MY MEN AND STEAL MY VICTORY” rage and I think about this a lot sometimes




Jan 30.2014 | 1051463notes -
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birdshcool:

when the toughest most meanest character falls in love with the cutest most sweetest one

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Jan 30.2014 | 317049notes -
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blewuptheship:

sewthoughtful:

jedibusiness:

Sworn enemies.

please make cartoons like this again

It’s only proper etiquette to ensure your opponent can arrive on time.




Jan 30.2014 | 341756notes -
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bloodswaps-and-more:

jadefef:

how to make conversation with your future wife by john egbert 

Am I the only one who thought it was great that John basically gave no fucks about Rose being possessed by abominations from outerspace




Jan 30.2014 | 14158notes -
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juliajm15:

I think I’m addicted to genderbend frozen…

I regret nothing




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Jan 30.2014 | 22663notes -
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toni-tan:

pricklylegs:

sirmicdoodle:

xemptfromxplanations:

Glassware can get pretty expensive especially if you’re in college and always getting sht faced and breaking your glasses. Start just using your empty beer bottles and turning them into your new glasses. Look dope, easy to make and cheap! Follow these 5 easy steps.

Step 1 – Grab a beer bottle preferably with thick glass such as corona bottles. Tie a string just above the label on the empty bottle

Step 2 – Keep the string tied and soak it in lighter fluid.

Step 3 – Put the string back on the bottle and hold it horizontally. Light the sting rotating the bottle so the flame spreads. You should hear the bottle crack slightly in about 10 seconds.

Step 4 – After you hear the crack, pour cold water on the string and the top of the bottle will fall off.

Step 5 – Now grab sandpaper and sand the edges of the bottle till it is smooth.

doing this

Don`t do this when you`re shitfaced.

Is this really safe, though? Obviously lighter fluid is flammable, but so is alcohol, and there will /definitely/ still be trace on the glass. Making these would be a massive fire hazard, and there’s nothing to say that it would neatly crack and make a clean(ish) lip for the glass - it could potentially crack down the side, not only rendering this a useless, time wasting task, but it could also wind up cutting the crafter.
So please, be careful - this may not be the best idea.




Jan 30.2014 | 307075notes -
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ohfuckyaoi:

kadeart:

5 years later …

cute




Jan 30.2014 | 54513notes -
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starexorcist:

cccrystalclear:

Was fun drawing Elsa controlling fire, let her set fire to the rain

officially the best AU




Jan 30.2014 | 104230notes -
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septiseph:

I just wanted smiling Sei to be the first thing I post on my art blog in 2014

but I realized I could use that smiling Sei pic for things like,

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pocketbeastie:

So one time, one of my guy friends said, “I’m pretty sure I’m straight but I’ve never slept with a man so how do I know for sure if I’m not bisexual or gay” and so he actually went and picked up a guy, had sex with him and after ward he said, “Well that was fun but I appear to be straight.” and just went on with his life without making a big deal about his dip into homosexuality and really, I think everybody should be this relaxed about sexualities




Jan 29.2014 | 520285notes -
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lazarus-james:

deadliftsandbeer:

livelovelaughandlift:

Stop asking for 2014 to be good to you. Fucking grab your balls and make it good.

Grabbed balls and just ended up masturbating. Instructions were unclear.

you did as told. 2014 has thus far gone off with an orgasmic bang. you’re telling me that isn’t good?




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badger-in-a-sodastream:

kkatkkrap:

hanjisglasses:

small-baby-chihiro:

sherlockyoulittlefuckwit:

purifyngsammy:

y’know when you’re writing

and you realize that you’ve been writing

in past tense and present tense

and you want to rip your hair out

so you have to go through everything

and make sure they’re all in the same tense

yeah i hate that

pretty intense

i swear to fucking god i will rip your throat out 

no need to be so tense

FUCK.

The tension is rising




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