there’s literally no way to redeem these two
but I figured that some of the people who were responsible for them might as well get paid a visit
everyone who reblogs this post will live forever
thats right
immortality just a click away
you just need to reblog this
and say goodbye to aging
I am skeptical.
fair enough
meet me here in a thousand years on tumblr and well see if i was right
and if you dont show ill assume its cause youre scared
since you reblogged this and are obviously immortal
it’s working so far
“ive been kicked in the balls so i know what period cramps feel like”
When ever I’m sad I remember that this exists

Can we just take a moment to appreciate how much time, money and effort people have put in to make ROTG for us?
The film is 97 minutes long and costs $145 000 000.
That means every 1 minute of ROTG cost $1 494 845.
That means every 1 second of ROTG costs $24 914.
It took ROTG 1080 days to go from the start of production to its United State’s release. (From November 2009 when the director and playwright was hired to November 2012.)
That means it took 11 days (264 hours) of effort to make 1 minute of film time for us.
That means it took 4.4 hours of effort to make 1 second of film time for us.
So for every second of ROTG you watch, it cost $24 914 to make and 4.4 hours of effort. Effort put in by the producers, by the director, by the editors, by the script writers, by the storyboard artists, by the sound crew, by the animators, by the soundtrack composers, by the guys who drew up the posters, by the promotional team etc.
Every single little detail, gesture, emotion, shadow, and background object costs an absolute bomb to make. That’s why when people criticize my posts (and other people’s posts) for over-analyzing a scene, I get furious. The 500-1000 words of analysis and the simple 1 second action of clicking like or reblog is nothing compared to the tens of thousands of dollars (or even hundreds of thousands of dollars) put into that scene.
And also, when people say that its stupid to go crazy over something that is not ‘real’, just remind them that ROTG is not just pixels on a screen, but the product of $145 000 000 worth of money and 1080 days worth of time and effort.
That’s all.
So are we not talking about Elsa’s reaction in this moment?
Throughout this entire film, it’s made clear that Elsa’s powers are connected to her emotions. As Elsa tries to run away from her kindom after being locked away by Hans, the storm of her creation is going at an intensity not yet reached in the film. When Hans tells her that her sister is dead, by Elsa’s hand, Elsa denies it. Then she accepts it as truth and collapses.
When Elsa collapses…the storm gives one last gust and then stops. Meaning that Elsa has quit feeling or that she is feeling too much.
Because of the wind stopping, there’s a good chance that Elsa heard Hans pull out his sword behind her. But by that point she didn’t care if she died or not. Anna was dead and it didn’t matter that she would soon be as well.
when all your friends start talking about something you know nothing about

even with those four numbers there are countless possible combinations good luck with figuring out which one is the right one you punk
*straightens calculator*
It’s pretty likely that it’s a four digit number, and as there are four digits chosen there, that means that there cannot be any repetition. This mean that there are:
n!/(n-4)! possible orders. As ‘n’ is 4 (number of digits available). 4!/0! which becomes 4x3x2x1/1 which simplifies to 24. That means that there are 24 possible combinations of codes. This would take you about two or three minutes to input all possible codes.
Unless an alarm goes off if you don’t get it right in 3 tries
*straightens calculator again*
Kick the fucking door in
well ‘technically’ the code is most likley 1970. statistically, a majority of people, when told to choose a 4 digit code will choose their birth year. and this key pad is obviously a few years old to put it nicely, thats most likley it.
some sherlock holmes shit just went down over here
No, no, no. Don’t base your deductions of psychology. Let’s talk chemistry. When you first press a button, there’s more of the natural oils on your skin, and therefore it wears down the numbers on the keys faster. Obviously 0 is the first one, then. Try 0791 first.
Sherlock out.
woah.
it got better
and this is why the sherlock fandom could either rule the world or end it….
Close, but not quite, I think. People will almost always choose a number they can remember. What’s memorable about 0791? Try 0719 - a birthday, 19th of July. That is more likely.
Those deductions are great and all, but unnecessary.
The light is green.
The door is already open.
And so enters the Doctor’s companion. Never thought to try the door did you, Sherlock fandom?
LGBT Disney Couples
By: Annie Erskine
Disney men turn into Disney women very, very well.
I like this. I like this very much.
:D

I love this
“you come here often?”
“DWARVEN CRAAAFTS”“hey baby did it hurt when you fell from heaven-”
“FAVOR THE BOW, EH? I’M A SWORD MAN MYSELF”
“hey let me buy you a drin-”
“LET ME GUESS: SOMEONE STOLE YOUR SWEET ROLL?”
“hey gorgeous-”
“I LIKE SHORTS! THEY’RE COMFY AND EASY TO WEAR!”
“hey beauti-”
“SOMETIMES, I DREAM ABOUT CHEESE””are you an angel becau-”
”Talos the Mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give Praise! We are but maggots writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars! But you were once man! Aye! And as man you said, “Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter. I breathe now in royalty and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.” Aye, love! Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine! For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit the heavens and earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!”
My friend Ollie explains why this picture is totally not gay