plasticbagvevo:

“Hey, I love your blog and think you’re amazing-”

“-do you think you can follow me?”

I can’t picture anyone daydreaming about me. I can’t picture someone thinking about me when they’re laying in bed before they fall asleep. I can’t picture anyone telling their friends about me. I can’t picture anyone getting butterflies because I hugged them, or even just because I made eye contact with them. I can’t picture someone smiling because my name lit up their phone. I just can’t.

kishikaiisei:

Real friendship is when your friend comes over to your house and then you both just take a nap.

teafortrouble:

atomicbassist:

team-lads-and-gents:

i wish puberty took you to a customize your character screen

do you realize how many people would be dragons

you say this like it’s a bad thing

callmeoutis:

if you see gay people in public don’t fucking take their picture and post it online and talk about how “cute” and “brave” they are don’t fucking do it you might out someone without their permission and put them in danger plus it’s condecending and fetishizing and fucking creepy please just stop it

itseasytoremember:

THE RUNNING JOKE ABOUT SHERLOCK NOT GETTING LESTRADE’S FIRST NAME RIGHT IS BECAUSE IN THE ORIGINAL CANON HIS NAME IS LITERALLY G. LESTRADE. IT WAS INSPECTOR G. LESTRADE

HE LITERALLY DID NOT HAVE A FIRST NAME

oreosmash:

mspaintadventuring:

what if homestuck is told from the perspective of the kids in the future

and that’s why their guardians are missing features

in time, they’ve even forgotten their faces

But certain features will always be remembered, like Dad’s large nose, and how Mom wore dark lipstick, and Grandpa’s silly mustache and glasses, and how Bro wore those anime shades all the time.