I will never not reblog this.
three word horror story: The beep test
OKAY SO AT MY FUCKING SCHOOL ITS CALLED THE FUCKING PACER AND THAT JUST SOUNDS FUCKING TERRIFYING ENOUGH BUT THE FUCKING BEEP TEST SOUNDS LIKE A GODDAMN ELEMENTARY GAME BUT FUCK NO THIS IS HELL AND EVIL WRAPPED INSIDE A GYM OF SELF LOATHING AND SWEAT
what the fuck is the beep test
someone please educate the innocent
when ur crush tells a dumb joke and u make a frustrated noise and they go “come on you know you love me”
and ur just
(⊙ヮ⊙) …………
yeAH THAT’S THE PROBLEM
trig·ger (trĭg′ər) - to initiate or precipitate (a reaction, process, or chain of events).CGI ladies + triggers
requested by: whatnames2
like if you are in my ninja clan
reblog if here we stand

I love how Hans is all subtle and Anna just CRASHES into him.
Does Anna even know how strong she is? I mean, she hit a wolf away with a lute. She just batted it away like it was nothing. And then she punches Hans flying off a boat. He arches. Arches.AND LET’S NOT FORGET SHE JUST ACCIDENTALLY THROWS A BUST FAR AWAY LIKE IT’S NOTHING. HOW STRONG IS THIS GIRL?
People also forget that she pulled kristoff up a cliff and pulled a tree down to hit marshmallow in the face… this girlAnna born with superstrength and her while life her parents just told her she was clumsy and ordinary. They didn’t want to deal with another weird superpowered daughter.
Headcanon accepted! Anna has super strength and Elsa has Ice Powers. They’d make a great crime fighti- wait…haven’t we seen that before?
HEADCANON DEFINITELY ACCEPTED NOW
Strength? Ice? SIBLINGS? Guys, you’re missing a thing:
Do you wanna throw the Mjolniiiiir? Or cross the Bifrost to Midgaaard?
*SNERK*
“Do you?”
“ehhhh…”
No song to help you get that mane down in 5 seconds now, Anna!
English teachers can either be the coolest teacher you ever had or the worst thing ever
If you command me to do something that I was already planning on doing the chances of me doing that thing automatically drop to zero
goals in life;
- have a friend who becomes rich and famous or
- be that friend
If your thighs touch then you’re one step closer to being a mermaid so who’s the real winner here
brojohn au where john is a young adult, maybe in college, and finds an abandoned baby and has to raise her (hint: it’s casey) and he goes to bro for help since the same thing happened to him with dave. and then it gets really domestic and cute and they fall in love the end