brutereason:

carpebutts:

buttermilkqueen:

subway??? no man this is domway. we tell you how you want your sandwich and u shut up and eat it.

Subway? No, this is Domway, where we ask you what things you like on your sandwich, what you don’t want, and what you’re thinking of trying and then help you come up with a combo that makes you happy.

If you want to feel the pain of jalapenos burning your mouth as you eat, we will take joy in making that happen and watching you squirm and reach for youe drink over and over. If you would simply like some comfort food in the form of some tuna salad, we’ll make that happen. And if you want to be told how we’re gonna make your sandwich instead of being asked about it, you’re still free to stop us at any time, because this is still your sandwich.

Domway: No CreepyDoms allowed. Eat fresh.

WIN.

sassygaymalec:

kaciart:

iwillincendiotheheartoutofyou:

Some people think the the British obsession with tea is a false stereotype but let me tell you that one time my mum and I had a massive argument and she made me some tea as a peace offering and I poured it down the sink and made my own cup

sounds more like the american revolution if you ask me

your-reply:

today is aoba’s seiyuu’s birthday

happy birthday kisaichi atsushi

i hope your life is happy and you have a good day and also you moan beautifully just throwing that out there

spookyfied:

having a friendship with me is like nurturing a tiny baby seed

you have to be patient and give it lots of water and not get upset if it doesn’t grow right away because it takes a while…..

and then it sprouts and you can tell hey because i talk a little more and maybe start conversations

and then you water it more

and then suddenly it blooms and you realize it’s  A WEED YOU DON’T WANT THIS IN YOUR GARDEN BUT IT’S TOO LATE IT NEVER STOPS IT NEVER SHUTS UP

moynmoyn:

lilbijou:

can we please stop fucking temporarily (or permanently) making elevators inoperable to “encourage” ppl to take the stairs

like wtf am i supposed to do w this goddamn cane then, astral project to my destination?

 honestly companies/places that do that are scum

Seriously though…

adventuretitan:

rorpie:

buttpatrol:

rockerfox999:

arisenanew0u0:

hushedrevolution:

Interspecies Lesbian Couple

Only on Doctor Who

This post is so glorious I dont even

clowderforce:

mkatsurr:

ugh bronies

such sexualized art

just furry porn

useless internet creeps

alienating girls

what a terrible fandom

Yo, this good part of the fandom needs to be WAY FUCKIN’ LOUDER because it’s difficult to hear you over the assholes

just BE MORE PROMINENT, OKAY

I WANT TO BELIEVE

slimgoodymakeba:

numba-one-flaya:

why is the bad girl in high school movies always the popular preppy cheerleader why cant we have a movie where the villain is the nerdy girl who thinks shes superior to everyone else because she watches doctor who and drinks tea and is “not like other girls”

sarah531:

The other day I had a really good idea for a story:

A high school Shakespeare club angrily splits into two groups when they can’t agree on the correct interpretation of Romeo and Juliet. One group thinks it’s a cautionary tale about the stupidity of youth and shallow lust; the other group think it’s a beautiful tragedy about poisonous hatred conquered by love. Reconciliation seems impossible-

-then a person from one group falls in love with a person from the other

vajoochie:

WAIT I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETBING???? ARE SOULMATES ALWAYS BORN IN THE SAME GENERATION????? ?? WHAT IF UR SOULMATE DIED BUILDING THE GREAT PYRAMID???? OR WHAT IIF UR SOULMATE WAS A FUCKIN NEANDERTHAL WHAT IF CHARLEMAGNE WAS MY SOULMATE AND ILL NEVER KNOW FUCKKNG

littlefroggies:

verceri:

sniperj0e:

sniperj0e:

ok but what if like. werewolves transform under the full moon but theres just this one and by day hes a big tough guy and then when he transforms hes a tiny dog. just fucking. just fucking turns into the tiniest, fluffiest dog

imagine that howling at the moon

imagine

Truly a ferocious predator.

i’m sorry i’m not sorry