jsyk if you play pokemon go near me and own a gym with a name like ‘fukkt*rrd’ and ‘cumragf*g’ then i will fucking decimate u at any cost i will go out of my way to get to your gym i will sit for an hour whittling u down to nothing

even if ur pokemon is 1000 higher cp than mine i will through my weak ass pokemon at u over and over until i have no more potions

also when i was out i took a gym from the reds

and one of the defenders was ‘cumragf*g’ 

i kicked his ass super fucking hard

AUGH this is the third time ive used incense and pokemon go chose that very moment to stop working for 30+ minutes

OKAY BUT WHY ARE ALL MY POKEBALL THROWS FUCKING SPIN THROWS THOUGH

pokemon go problems

when ur levelled enough that the game doesnt think you need pokeballs anymore and just gives u endless razz berries and potions

i hAVE THR E E POKE BALL S LE FT

ok SO

 i noticed that one of the pokestops by the lake had petals spinning around it and i clicked it
someone apparently bought a pokemodule to attract pokemon there so
>be me
run to door
mums coming home w groceries
HI MUM BYE MUM
goes to the point
look around
aside from typical joggers and lil kids on their bikes theres no one just hanging around
except…
looks down hill
three people OLDER than me
sitting in the grass
heads together
looking at their phones

when u defeat a gym but the game doesnt register it so its still a rival gym, youve won nothing, and you have to heal your pokemon after

when the gym on the corner outside ur house is unclaimed but its 9pm at night

when u see leaves appear on the map in someones house and u gotta talk yourself out of breaking and entering to get that pokemon candy

team blue ftw

shout out to gold coast blues

pokemon go psa:

if you use your incense and it doesnt work, firstly; im sorry, that really sucks. i know that pain.

secondly, check to see if your phone’s clock is correct. make sure to sync it with the network, or an option like that, because apparently there is a bug that has persisted from the beta where if the time is wrong, incense doesn’t work

i just used this fix, and nervously used my last incense- and it worked!

big thank you to  trainerscruffmcgruff of reddit, the beta tester who found the bug in the first place

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