when youre playing a nuzlocke challenge and your flyslave zubat evolves into a crobat
which means high friendship

actually you know what im right but i also dont know shit

theyre both blue and green at the same time
even the character boxes show confusion as to their true name
rb and put in the tags what the first three anime you watched were! i’m curious
seeing a lot of pokemon, dbz, and sailor moon. not sure what i was expecting
I
I THINK IVE CRACKED THE CODE
I WAS WONDERING WHY THE FUCK THE LYRIC IN THE POKEMON THEME SONG WAS ‘EACH POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND/THE POWER THAT’S INSIDE’ BECAUSE THAT MAKES NO SENSE
IS IT
IS IT 'TEACH’???
IS IT TEACH POKEMON TO UNDERSTAND THE POWER THAT’S INSIDE BECAUSE
THAT ACTUALLY FUCKING MAKES SENSE
IVE BEEN SAYING EACH FOR LIKE 18 YEARS

whoops couldnt stop myself i just love pokeshaming so much
ignore the minimum effort background
i cant draw cats
im SORRY IM JUST LAUGHING SO HARD

LIKE THIS IS ONE OF THE MOST SEXUALIZED POKEMON OR ALL OF THEM
AND ITS ACTUAL NAME IS SIRKNIGHT
SIR KNIGHT
IM SORRY POKEPHILES BUT YOUR WAIFU IS A FUCKING DUDE
so how about a pokemon game where you play as a kid going into team rocket because his parents are high ranking rocketeers or whatever and you have to steal your starter and you slowly start to realize that team rocket is not cool so then you destroy them from the inside
that’d be a damn good game
and at the end of the game you have to decide whether or not to return your beloved starter to the person you stole it from

In case anybody is curious or needs an explanation, F.E.A.R stands for Focus Sash - Endeavor - Attack - Rattata. Try it out like this:
Enter a battle with any Pokemon (preferably a high-level Pokemon so that you’re more impressed) using your Rattata, equipped with a Focus Sash, as your starter. Use Endeavor. Because of its low level, the other Pokemon will attack first, leaving your Rattata with 1 HP (because of the Focus Sash). Rattata will then use Endeavor, which brings the enemy Pokemon’s health down to 1 HP as well. Then use Quick Attack, and watch your level 1 Rattata defeat a level 70 Lugia and gain like a zillion quadrillion experience points from it.
FUCK YEAH, RATTATA
Fuck, Joey.
ghost types tho
ok last time there was an increase of heavy human rights stuff i promised you guys pokemon and i couldnt because the tag was nasty but now the new game’s out i can finally give you some cute new pokemon
ah everything is nice and cute and-
oup nope fennekin porn
im out