Average Scene in Persona 5
Player: I’ll order a burger
Waitress: that’ll be 500 yen
Creepy little girl voice: thou art I and I art thou…thou hast awakened a new bond: the food service arcana
Sae Niijima in the interrogation room: for you to pull off a criminal enterprise of this size and sophistication you must have been eating regularly…there had to be some accomplice assisting you, someone with ready access to large amounts of culinary resources and condiments…some sort of nefarious food delivery expert…tell me! *bangs fists on table*

I really like to imagine this, not as a guide, but as a comic about a guy who keeps thinking he hears someone talking to him, but when he looks, there’s no one there. Just replace all of the text in this with, “huh?” “what?” “did someone say—” “oh, never mind”.