hey yeah can i get uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh mercy with a viable ultimate please

listening to fuckboys on overwatch try to neg me and insult me and then send me a friend invite after is the most hilarious thing ever

hey blizzard,

what the fuck is this?

whats going on here??

HOLY SHIT i love doomfist hes so COOL and COLLECTED and SMART and he PUNCH GOOD

me: wow rein,,, i didnt know that your charge ability automatically gives you back half your health as you speed to the other side of the fucking map,,,i guess you dont need a mercy after all-OH WAIT YOU FUCKING DIED GUESS NOT BITCH

hey, maybe im a shitty mercy, but for all the other mercys out there, consider-

maybe, if we havent rezzed you all, its because the other team did their job and picked us off first before activating their ults to kill you

perhaps its because we’re no where near you because you didnt protect us and we died

possibly its because theres only one person dead and were hesitating to use our ult in case more of you die and you bitch us out for only rezzing two

OR MAYBE WE DONT EVEN HAVE OUR ULT YET LIKE YOU CAN CHECK THAT YOU CAN SEE WHETHER WE DO OR NOT MY GOD

just remember- every time you play as bastion and go turret form you ruin ganymede’s nest 

you monsters

what the Heck is this overwatch vagina bones business?? give me the #deets