i’ve said it before and i’ll say it again, having a thing for vampires does NOT make you a monster fucker, vampires are ENTRY-LEVEL, you don’t get fully initiated into the club until you want to bone AT LEAST one demon,
FANFIC CLICHES I AM TIRED OF “im not a p– porcelain doll im not gonna break” yeah buddy but your ass is. even if you use lots of lube a True Full Throttle Anal Pounding will wreck just about anyone. thats why they always tell you go slow. but this is fanfiction so i know youre not using lots of lube (aka, lol). youre using unscented lotion that you had in your room. and youre a virgin, and you thought you were straight till like 10 minutes ago, and youve never had anything in your butt before. you wanna know whats gonna happen if seme-chan goes harder, wise guy? youre gonna be bleedin. youre gonna be cryin. hes gonna freak out. try to stop. you didnt use lube so now hes stuck. he panics. knocks over a lamp. broken glass on the floor. he cuts his foot on the shards. now hes bleedin too. hes cryin. youre prolapsin. the ambulance is 50 miles away
@ all the people saying you can fuck actual fully-fledged high fantasy dragons: no you cant, theyre higher beings and see you as insects to be crushed beneath their feet, they wont let them fuck you. theyll just burn your dick off and kill you. you fucking fools
you absolute fucking dullard dragons are often depicted as kind, wise, selfless beings. they would see me as a fellow sentient being worthy of respect and also fuck me with their huge dragon cock.
have you never played dnd op??? dragons can shapeshift in to anything, breed with anything, they can and will fuck anything they please for either pleasure, self-gain, or genuine love for my massive human cock
do not speak out of term re: my cock and dragons again op. learn your pleace.
