heavy rain

nope

not walking in it

i dont care that its orientation week

not doin it

nope

im an adult and i do what i want

nope nope nope

not going.

MWAHAHAAHA

alex was freaking out over the terezi karkat gamzee thing

so i was kind

…and pointed out terezi’s toenails

and then upon him saying he was colourblind specified that it was gamzee’s colour.

…i think hes crying now wow

this internet.

i am dead.

accomodationnnn

im going up to brisbane to live in accomodation for uni tomorrow

…i am not sure how i feel.

except for waking up early tomorrow oh HHELL NO FUCK THAT SHIT

seriously though  fuck.

i FORGOT

MY COMPUTER

ITS ALL PACKED UP AND ON MY BED ALL SAD

THIS IS THE EQUIVALENT TO MAKING YOUR DOG THINK ITS GOING FOR A WALK

PUTTING ITS LEASH ON

AND LEAVING IT AT HOME AT THE DOOR

I AM A TERRIBLLEE PERRSSSONNNNNN

HOW STUPID CAN YOU GET

I AM THE GOD TIER OF STUPIDITY

ON THE SUCKELADDER

I AM THE TOP RUNG

IT IS ME

This message brought to you by a business centre computer at a hotel.

guyss i had the weirdest dream last night

i was harry potter and i was LATE FOR CLASS in some weird kinda uni i guess and i didnt have anime toast so i was just awkwardly running around lost trying to find the room 

and i kept constantly running into The Doctor around corners because he was following me i guess and he kept asking if i wanted to help him on an adventure but i kept walking past him like yeah dude oookayyy

BUT I COULDNT FIND THE CLASS and i was so confused but then i realized the day and it was SUNDAY so i just curled up in a ball of i am done

and the doctor was there again leaning against the wall and he was like hey you really gotta check this out harry cmon

so im like fuckin- FINE so i do and he shows me the tardis and opens the doors all expecting me to be impressed like everyone else but i just stare at it and go

nice enlargement charm -.- goodbye

and he just FALLS OVER IN SHOCK/DISAPPOINTMENT

i love when my dreams sort of make sense

sighhh waking up early to go to brisbane to start unpacking stuff in my uni room

this sounded like fun right up to when its about to happen

i guess my dad just realized that im GOING AWAY FOR UNI

and he came to my room and sat down and was like

you know that there are clubs and such at uni i think itd be a good idea to join a church club

and my reaction was just what no nowhat

and hes like 

and remember to pray, alright? every night. to jesus. not- not the air or some kind of wizard or anything, the true god okay

and im just like whaaaat

and he finalyl just left

and im feeling really uncomfortable

and also wondering what itd be like if harry potter was god

why does food taste better when you let it get cold THEN reheat it

do i like the taste of radiation or what

sneezing when youre bent in an awkward position is the worst you can just feel your insides reorganizing

haha

re-organ-ize

i didnt even mean to do that