is anyone actually able to eat nerds without spilling half of them on the floor/yourself

or am i just the messiest motherfucker

kills everyone out of boredom

why wont somebody talk to m

oh

okay SIGH FINE i tallied up the results without my cheating

n= //

y= / (YOOOUUUUU)

majority rules my homework goes undone

starburnava:

mineapple:

the results are in 100% of answers were n so im not doing my homework

end

LIES.  xD I SAID NO.

THERE IS ALWAYS ONE PERSON WHO HAS TO FUCK IT UP FOR ME THE REST OF US

THIS TIME IT’S YOOOOUUUUU

the results are in 100% of answers were n so im not doing my homework

end

n

should i do homework y/n?

ok so for anyone who thinks that online friendships are any less valuable than ‘IRL FRIENDSHIPS’;

Keep reading

Winner has been chosen for the Sprite Giveaway YAAAYYY Now they get to wait for years before I finish it! :D :D :D :D

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:D

im sorry but i will never play pull my finger or any shit like that

im too scared of like my finger popping out of its socket

i dont know why but there we go

it is

4:44am

why am i not

sleep

omfg still watching glee

blaine

youre such a dickbag

did i skip this episode or something???

okay yup its decided my name is now smar 

bitches better learn

first things ive learned living alone at uni;

feed people and they will be yours forever