ok im sorry no actually fuck you but

cadbury your chocolate powder does not make chocolate milk

it either gets stuck at the bottom in a vaccuum packed ball of choking ready to burst when you get to the end and youre nose is right next to that shit

or it floats to the top in balls of patheticness leaving me with milk +choking chololate chunks of choking

imma get nesquik next time

smar can you plz do some work

no go fuck yourself smar

oh

its very strange following people and then realizing that they interact often

almost like youre vouyerizing in on their private conversations

is vouyerizing a word

it should be

oh wait its vouyeuring duh smar

man i dont know who the fuck you think you are aight but ive fucking destroyed the world with my disease madcowbell ok you do not want to mess with me

out of this world: Cross off the things you've done

Graduated high school.
Kissed someone.
Collected something really stupid.
Smoked a cigarette. 
Got so drunk you passed out.
Rode every ride at an amusement park.
Gone to a rock concert.
Helped someone.
Gone fishing.
Watched four movies in one night.
Gone long periods of time without sleep.
Lied to someone.
Snorted cocaine.
Failed a class.
Smoked weed.
Dealt drugs.
Been in a car accident.
Been in a tornado.
Been to a funeral.
Burned yourself. 
Ran a marathon.
Cried yourself to sleep.
Spent over $250 in one day.
Flown on a plane.
Cheated on someone

Written a 10 page letter.
Gone skiing or snowboarding
Been sailing.
Had a best friend.
Lost someone you loved.
Shoplifted something.
Been to jail.
Dangerously close to being in jail.
Skipped school.
Had detention.
Got in trouble for something you didn’t do.
Stolen books from the library.
Gone to a different country.
Dropped out of school. 
Watched the “Harry Potter” movies.
Had an online diary.
Had a yard  (boot)sale.
Had a lemonade (random shit) stand.
Actually made money at the lemonade (random shit) stand.
Been in a school play.
Been fired from a job.
Swam with dolphins.
Taken a lie detector test.
Gone to sea world.
Voted for someone on a reality TV show.
Written poetry.
Read more than 20 books in a year.
Gone to Europe.
Loved someone you shouldn’t have.
Used a colouring book over age 12.
Had surgery.
Had stitches. 
Taken a taxi.
Seen the Washington Monument.
Had more than 5 IM’s/online conversations going at once.
Overdosed.
Had a drug or alcohol problem.
Been in a fist fight.
Suffered any form of abuse.
Gone surfing in California.
Had a hamster/guinea pig. 
Pet a wild animal.
Used a credit card.
Did “spirit day” at school. 
Dyed your hair.
Got a tattoo.
Got straight A’s.
Know someone with HIV or AIDS.
Made-out with someone.
Played on a sports team.
Snuck out of the house.
Swore at a teacher. 
Gone laser tagging.
Had a boyfriend/girlfriend.
Been on the TV. 
French braided.
Skinny-dipped.
Driven a car.
Performed in front of an audience.
Been in love
Been on a train.
Seen a ghost.
Gone bungee-jumping.
Been to Mexico.
Crashed a car.
Sky dived.
Been kissed in the rain.
Made an 11:11 wish.
Drank alcohol. 
Forwarded a chain letter

….that’s really not that much huh

woah, what the fuck.

skype calm your ass down and work

i’m pretty sure you’ve reached the height of boredom when you google ‘things to do when you’re bored’

oh wait i just went on cleverbot ive reached a new level

(we are now married)

Been sitting here for two hours waiting for my class

my ass hurts

being samara is suffering

SEE

I DID IT

GIVEAWAY FINISHED

I SAID ID DO THE THING AND I DID THE THING

BE PROUD OF ME MOM

i cooked myself food and then did my laundry

am i an adult yet

i giggled at nsfw and stubbornly ignored my homework

wait nevermind

ok so my course called for me to get colour swatches so i just

walked into bunnings and got one of every single colour

and walked out without buying anything

does that make me a terrible person

everything i do today is wrong i feel

AUUUGHHH I FEEL LIKE AN ASSHOLE WHY AM I STUPID