i am ill at ease

if i had fortune telling powers i would be very worried

i fully intend to grow up to be a wrinkly old lady who giggles when i turn 69.

mY DIRKJAKE/DIRKJOHN POST IS STILL GETTING NOTES

THIS WAS SEVEN MONTHS AGO PEOPLE HOW ARE YOU FINDING IT

my activity line now looks like a wormy

i started filming myself in boredom 

then my camera died

suffering

internet down

things i could do;

• draw
• clean my damn room
• CLEAN MY DAMN ROOM
• do something constructive with my life

things i will do;

• the opposite of all above

i think theres a little part in everyone that wishes really really hard

that they were a famous youtuber

hopy ship the rain actually stopped

am i god

hopes really hard that miraculously this heavy rain goes away before i have to go to work

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imma show my bro his birthday present tomorrow im v. excited 

wow i am making a thing and it is actually sort of good ofmg

[9:32:25 AM] Jade: QUIT PALYGIN

[9:32:30 AM] Jade: GAME W. MY HEAD

[9:32:36 AM] Jade: IM A PROTST BUT IM NOT A TOYYYYY

[9:32:39 AM] Emily:  NNO

[9:32:43 AM] Jade: OPLS DONT ANALYSE WHA T I SAID

[9:32:45 AM] Emily: NNO O

[9:32:47 AM] Jade: I DONT WANNA BE A COMPLEX BOI

[9:32:54 AM] Jade: I CAN TW TRELL IF FYOUR S SEIROUSL

[9:32:59 AM] Jade: WHEN YOU AR ESO DELERIOUS

[9:33:08 AM] Smapbacks: jade i love you

[9:33:08 AM] Jade: AR UOYU PLAYING ME  BABAY

[9:33:08 AM] Emily: i

[9:33:12 AM] Jade: EITHR EYES NO OR MAYBE

[9:33:19 AM] Jade: QUIT PLAYING GAMES WUTH MY HEAD

[9:33:26 AM] Jade: I M S APORIT BUT IM NOT A OTOYYYY

[9:33:30 AM] Jade: PLS FDONTO ANUYWAUE WHAT I SAODU

[9:33:36 AM] Jade: I DON WANNA BE A COMPLEX

[9:33:38 AM] Jade: BOY BOY BOY BOY

[9:33:41 AM] Jade: BOYBOYBOYBOY

[9:33:45 AM] Jade: *APPLAUSE*

yknow even after disappearing off the face of the earth i barely lost any followers thats nice yo youre all awesome

ok im done terrorizing people on tumblr tonight i will hit the sleep and hope it doesnt hit me back what does that mean i dunno but it only proves to me that i need sleep