i vote we cancel harambe as a meme immediately

were obviously not mature enough to have it so it should be taken away

if anything fat elves make the most sense

following the ‘typical’ tolkien-esque roles that most high fantasy tends to cling to- dwarves mine and smith and do other heavy labour activities, men toil for themselves and hunt and fight their many wars, hobbits and other flora-focused races till the fields, and elves sit around drinking wine and being snobby elves for centuries on end

i certainly dont mean to imply that actual fat people are layabouts who dont do anything because thats not true

BUT

i am implying that elves, who may feel too graceful and superior to lower themselves to menial work, who enjoy showing off their serene elfishness and eternal beauty too much to work up a sweat, who may focus on mental and magical pursuits rather than the physical….might just in general be a fatter race, and might even consider it a status symbol (a la medieval western nobility, where fat means someones rich/important enough to not have to work + to be able to eat as much as they want)

it makes sense! they dont have our society’s skinny-focused view of whats the ‘right’ way to look! theyre ELVES. in their opinion, THEY are the right way to look!

elves are beautiful, and fat, and spend their immortal days enjoying feeling beautiful and fat and you cant really convince me otherwise tbh

@clothes shops

uh heeeyy

call me whenever ur ready to stop pretending that no women have boobs and curves

or are bigger than a small

whenevers good

yknow yall might call some of the shit that youtubers do for views wasteful and dumb but i for one am so glad that if, say, i wondered what itd be like to put 500 bathbombs in a swimming pool

like

i can see that

at 0 price

pasta salad > coleslaw

my mom is problematic

‘this english word may be hard to pronounce from its spelling, so heres a phonetic translation!’

‘ ɪndɪˈsʌɪf(ə)rəb(ə)l   dʒɪb(ə)rɪʃ’

you hipster fucks better stay away from fairy bread

how dare u imply that something australian requires anything other than the absolute minimum amount of effort

thats as unaustralian as u can get

i do hope that if the epilogue occurs after the post-canon content timey-wimey-wise, the kids look less like kids and more like adults

like i know hussie has a Style™ but theyre 20 now 

it was mineapple

but what is the point of anapple you dont eat

i just remembered how long its been since ive actually eaten an apple so i just

i just went downstairs and cut one and ate one

i mean i never thought id be fit ever but then i started doing random sports and now im?? kinda fit??? I can do a bunch of pushups? its a bit surreal but it can happen :u

the closest i ever was to being fit was after travelling europe for a month- my arms got almost jacked from carrying around my backpacking pack

but aside from that ive hated nearly every sport ive been forced to try, have no money, and motivation limited by depression

makes looking at dancers who move so gracefully and are more muscle than fat a liiiiitttle disheartening

but u are right- it can happen…maybe….far in the future….:P

i find it so wild that some people are like,

physically fit

and are capable of being super flexible or strong or coordinated

and i then i remember that i have never and probably will never be like that and it makes me sad

i love going to the dentist and get condescended all over

very fun

i honestly Did Not expect that cat receipt comment to get so popular and now i dont know how to feel about it

like its not my post

but i get the notifications

does mineapple is proud???

u know im so mad i dont draw nsfw because i have the perfect url for it