merry summer pastime!!!

welcome your new spider overlords

me: oh yeah i should totally watch that show

me: never ever eveR watches it

eats cashews

‘these peanuts taste fucking weird’

googles ‘peanuts’

‘…wait.’

googles ‘cashews’

‘oh.’

“its furi-O-sa, not furio-SAAAAH!”

3 am;

realizes that six hours ago at kfc i ordered and paid for a one-point-something liter bottle of soda and they gave me a 600ml and i was too spaced out to realize

grumbles impotently in bed 

i wish i was a tea person

do you know how hydrated id be if it was??

super

because flavoured water

so many cute people

how even

what is it like to be cute and alive and living the life of a cute person

dyed my hair blue!

well- since i didnt bleach it beforehand its more a blue-raven colour

still excellent!

yknow i dont understand why some schools insist on students learning more than one foreign language (or maybe i should say ‘not-native’ language) and then expect everyone to be able to separate them

in one school i had to learn chinese and french side-by-side, which didnt go very well, but at least they were different enough for me to differentiate, but then in another i had to deal with french and polish, one class immediately after the other, and i got laughed at when i answered ‘tak’ to a question in french as if that was weirdest and dumbest thing they’d ever heard

that was suitably embarrassing for little!me, but me!me wonders what exactly those teachers even expected?