If you’re going to space. You have to be prepared to fuck the aliens. Or like at least one person on your crew does I get that it’s not everyone’s thing. I’m just saying. Someone’s gotta do it.
Keith: alright guys now that shiro’s leader again Im gonna go on a months long mission, bye.
(as soon as he leaves)
Me: well I guess since keith’s repeatedly called the most impulsive and tempermental member things should be pretty focused and no nonesene from here on-
(so anyway I think Keith might be the teams impulse control)
me, shoveling vegemite toast and a glass of cold milo down my facehole: i’m not really like a stereotypical aussie aussie, yknow?
me, with a slice of fairy bread in each hand as i eye off the pavlova: it’s like, i’m pretty sure i’d know if i was, yknow? i dont think i’m all that ocker
me, as i sit out back with a coopers pale and the sounds of the neighbours kids kicking the footy around sounds in the distance: it’s not like i say “g’day” for real or anything… pretty sure i’ve never said it once seriously in my life, and- *sniffs the air* and some bloody bastard is having a barbie and didn’t invite us. rude.
me, struggling to cram an entire cherry ripe and two tim tams into my mouth at the same time: i mean if you offer me a holden or a VW i’m gonna pick… … i mean if i had to pick a hatch or a ute, i’d… shit.
Youtube’s new restricted mode takes away half of the official Sherlock youtube content. You know, the restricted mode that filters out LBGT content? Yeah, well, if Sherlock wasn’t intended to be gay, then why is youtube flagging them at all?
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#norbury anyone?
how about not using the widespread censorship of the LGBT+ youtube community for the purposes of pushing a queerbait ship? thanks
They’re twenty fucking seven oh my god… I was like ‘aw they’re probably like 14 and don’t understand why it’s inapp–nah they’re just That person.’
HAHAHAHAHAHA
alright OP has seen the error of their ways and has apologized, so lets keep the harassment and ridicule to the minimum
