spookyfied:

having a friendship with me is like nurturing a tiny baby seed

you have to be patient and give it lots of water and not get upset if it doesn’t grow right away because it takes a while…..

and then it sprouts and you can tell hey because i talk a little more and maybe start conversations

and then you water it more

and then suddenly it blooms and you realize it’s  A WEED YOU DON’T WANT THIS IN YOUR GARDEN BUT IT’S TOO LATE IT NEVER STOPS IT NEVER SHUTS UP

nymeriarahl:

trogdorthe-burninator:

oldrockstars:

2014 goal: party like a hobbit but look like an elf

drink like a dwarf

fight like a man

smoke like a wizard

be rich like a dragon

liamschesthair:

1 month until valentine’s day which means 1 month and 1 day until i buy 75% clearance chocolate for myself at target

apatheticghost:

“how much do you love me?”

*cradles ur cheeks in my hands and looks deeply into ur eyes*

“hella”

allmymetaphors:

I don’t want to go to college but I also don’t want to NOT go to college

What I really want is to stop existing but you can’t do that without dying and I don’t want to die either

okay usually when i get followers i go onto their blog and live there for a couple of hours to suss out who they are

but now ive got 142 followers which is literally 100+what i had a few days ago before all this and i dont know how to do that

eee people like my DOC SIM and other fandomstuck characters C:

i think i might just be happy enough to be able to deal with going to work today! 

‘smart’ clothing

you mean what i normally wear plus makeup?