its shruggies bitch
ABOUT
// 20-500 y/o \\
// Artist \\ // Animator \\
// Any pronouns are fine \\
COMMISSIONS: OPEN
Please don't repost my work
// 20-500 y/o \\
// Artist \\ // Animator \\
// Any pronouns are fine \\
COMMISSIONS: OPEN
Please don't repost my work
i sell prints, bookmarks, charms and more at my store!
how were these pictures of me taken in my private home
Pansexual? No no no, you misheard me. I’m punsexual. I’m sexually attracted to the person who makes the strongest puns.
*makes eye contact with security cameras to assert dominance*
Friend: “Uh..Sam, I don’t think you can eat all that…”
Uptown Funk: Don’t believe me, just watch!
can’t stop the jam.
HIS FUCKING LAUGH RIGHT BEFORE HE PLAYS IT.
What do the people who stop the microwave at 0:01 do with all their spare time?
i do not want to be beeped at!! it is loud and obnoxious and i will not take orders from a microwave!!
Reasons to Date Me:
- No one will ever try to steal me away from you.
- Sometimes I’m funny.
That’s all i have
