hailqiqi:

Zarkon stopping Blaytz from flirting with the servant is always trotted out as an example of classism and Zarkon’s anti-egalitarianism but…

Honestly? Don’t flirt with the serving staff. Their job is to be nice to you - it’s very hard for them to say they’re not interested and not risk their livelihood. You’re putting them in an uncomfortable situation.

Blaytz was a friend of the King - if you’re a servant, how do you say no to that?

Zarkon was right to tell Blaytz that it was inappropriate to flirt with the staff.

starsapphire:

usbdongle:

reblog this post and tag it with how you like your steak, how you like your eggs, and how you like your coffee

PEOPLE TAGGING THIS POST RARE, OVER EASY AND BLACK REALLY ARE STRONGER THAN ANY OF US EVER WILL KNOW

accio-shitpost:

harry potter and a thousand problems that could have been solved if people just thought of actually telling that kid things about his life

rocks0cks:

mineapple:

wtf is twitter even for

destroy the world in 140 characters or less

nemeankitten:

it never ceases to amaze me how in fanfictions jake is the one to be all brave and fight while dirk shrinks away/tries to stop him. like

here is jake. he is emotionally distraught and conflicted due to recent events, as well as unnerved by his close friend. his first instinct is to run away and avoid confrontation.

here is dirk. he is emotionally distraught and conflicted due to recent events, as well as unnerved by his close friend. his first instinct is to STRAIGHT UP COLDCOCK A MOTHERFUCKER.