the-evil-psychopath-next-door:
leaving your room when people are over
why is this so accurate jesus christ
do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just get your shit together and then after that time would just start back up again and you wouldn’t have missed anything because you would just pick up where you left off
often
all the time
right fucking now
dont you hate it when you pick up something and its way lighter than you expect and you exert way too much force so you launch it into the FUCKING STRATOSPHERE