KARKAT: BUT THE REALITY IS IT WAS JUST ONE DAY, AND HE’D BE WELL WITHIN A REASONABLE FRAME OF MIND NOT TO GIVE A CRAP IN HINDSIGHT ABOUT THE GUY WHO TROLLED HIM ONCE THREE YEARS AGO.
JOHN: i think we make things more meaningful in our head when they’re happening than they really are. like realistically? there were probably a lot of things that went on that day that didn’t mean that much.

honestly i think john is the most misrepresented character by the fandom, even moreso than rose, and thats hilarious

— ectoBiologist [EB] began pestering turntechGodhead [TG] —
EB: dave, i don’t want to play this game anymore.
TG: stop chiseling away at my cold callous heart egbert
EB: i just want to go somewhere else. let’s run away.
EB: all of us. we can live on the ship and fly between the universes.
TG: john stop
EB: this isn’t fun anymore, dave. it’s supposed to be fun.
EB: i want to go home. :(
TG: dammit john please stop
EB: we can get a house somewhere. we can live by the ocean and sit on the sand and watch the sun set. we can go away, dave. we can run.
EB: we’ll never stop running.
why would you do this to us

happy birthday nichi!! <3 i decided to do a gif of your otp for you uwu
it was spotted off of this gif

i guess those ogres in his land aren’t all that friendly omfg i bet they’re good to take out frustratiON ON THOUGH???
original gifanimationthing cut from the first WoW trailer please don’t sue me blizzard
FULL VERSION HERe that i would upload if tumblr weren’t shit
so i had this stupid idea but idk if i want to keep going with it
100x more hardcore if davesprite is holding up john
even if he can fly
i dont even know why theres a skateboard
i swear to god i only meant to draw john with starbucks but then dave appeared, and then it looked hilariously like the cover of a doujin so i had to scribble out the starting pages of a comic because i have no self-control and also i’ve been reading too many coffee shop aus
CAN
YOU
CONTINUE
THIS

and closer version because honestly im proud of my davesprite so

i call this piece ‘fuuuuuclouds’ because i believe it properly conveys my feelings on the subject of painting clouds, my emotions as turbulent as the clouds themselves.
tl;dr fuck that fuck this fuck davespritejohn for giving me feels
full view picture for EXTREME DETAIL (nope) but seriously full view so it doesn’t look so bad
Oh.. Hey Dave
I just happened across these two. Get on my blog now.

JOHN: what did you do to jade
<AGGRESSIVELY SCRIBBLES>
<AGGRESSIVELY USES THAT ONE BRUSH>
<AGGRESSIVELY AGGRAVATED>