brodingershat:

theheartmaid:

scalematestars:

Does this mean John has a…

IT TOOK ME TWENTY YEARS TO GET WHAT JOHN WOULD HAVE

IF

HE

HAS

A

FUCKING

ACCENT

IM

GONNA

CRY

AND

LOVE

HUSSIE

FOREVER

Alternatively, of course, it’s possible that Jake says all of that ridiculous shit in an American accent.

Take a moment.

Consider that.

Go ahead, read some of his lines without any sort of British or Australian accent.

It’s very possible that Jake is just the dweebiest-sounding person on the goddamn Earth.