nuclearcarrots:

don’t put them to bed yet dad don’t u see cal is still awake at least

twin striders, older bro john, and dad/adoptive dad egbert for piyo ♥

some of you may remember this, since i’ve been working on it on and off somewhat sporadically since her birthday back in early december haha yes all of my birthday gifts are appallingly late including my girlfriend’s i’m so sorry

nuclearcarrots:

johndave cuddles commission!

hamletmachine:

For Andy, who I hope has a quick recovery— the internet isn’t as fun without you and your gorgeous drawings! 

(Also on the 18+ site!)

zilleniose:

why do I find evil John hot

also I’ve decided he looks even more sinister without his glasses

zilleniose:

another god!John outfit design

blessed-galaxy:

Did we all just forget that John can play the piano? ‘Cause he can, it’s canon.

i think the entire fandom is obsessed with john’s stomach with the way they constantly have it exposed

i like it

brodingershat:

geroniimo:

brodingershat:

geroniimo:

brodingershat:

geroniimo:

brodingershat:

geroniimo:

brodingershat:

Been a while.

bro! hey! it’s been ages, dude, you totally fell off the planet. 

Oh. Hey. John.

You look.

Illegal.

As per fuckin’ usual.

not illegal if the legals don’t know about it shhh.

and come on i’m only two weeks away from my birthday!

I dunno if that sounds like solid reasoning because it is or because I make wicked bad judgement calls in the face of temptation.

Which happens to be your face, in case I wasn’t be blunt enough about that yet.

Thank your pops for that, seriously.

Except don’t, I’m pretty okay with not dying yet.

welp, your loss, man.

dad’s out on a business trip for the next week. if you’re gonna be a little sissy about it all i can’t do anything.

No, John, you don’t understand, I’ve got this heart condition where I’m allergic to dyin-

What.

This changes everything.

I’ll be right over.

bro you might

want to bring things over because my house isn’t exactly smuppet valhalla.

xxkaaayxx:

i saw vamp john on my dash and i just.
look at it on your page after reblog

akitsu-47:

THANK YOU FOR 1900+ FOLLOWERS! :D

This was a rather self-indulgent livestream, but thank you for following me, and thank you for keeping me company while I finished this.

… they look so posh omg how do i porn again it’s been too long fff

libremente123:

Navy John & Pirate Dave

terezis:

day 01: your favorite beta kid